Let's Get Ready To Tumbuuuuuuuuuuuhl!

We're on tumblr!

Why did we move the platform? Because it's cooler in a couple of ways and The Dime Times is all about chasing the cool, man.

Don't worry, we're not totally into the hipster scene. No berets, no cloves, and not LMFAO apparel of any kind are allowed in the office.

Our dedicated staff has pledged to remain locked in its 1990s-chic lifestyle and work to memorize all of the good scenes from movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and Wayne's World.

Still not convinced? We're also going to bring leather jackets back along with turtleneck sweaters (but not sweater vests), Fossil watches, and over-sized glasses.

Weren't the 90s sweet? Hell yeah, they were.

Anyway, we're on tumblr now and that's about as cool as we get for a while. Think of it as a major upgrade, like when your cousin Phil traded in his original PlayStation for the PS3 last year. That's a serious upgrade, and so is this.

We're Twitter-pated

Want to catch up on the headlines but don't have time or the interest to read an entire story? Then check out the all-new The Dime Times Twitter page!

Learn more about your favorite editorial team while you cure your twit-fit with hard-hitting, opinionated news the way you like it.

Consider this the greatest single achievement of mankind. Well, this and the discovery of corn in Iowa.

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