Sunday, March 18, 2012

Let's Get Ready To Tumbuuuuuuuuuuuhl!

We're on tumblr!

Why did we move the platform? Because it's cooler in a couple of ways and The Dime Times is all about chasing the cool, man.

Don't worry, we're not totally into the hipster scene. No berets, no cloves, and not LMFAO apparel of any kind are allowed in the office.

Our dedicated staff has pledged to remain locked in its 1990s-chic lifestyle and work to memorize all of the good scenes from movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and Wayne's World.

Still not convinced? We're also going to bring leather jackets back along with turtleneck sweaters (but not sweater vests), Fossil watches, and over-sized glasses.

Weren't the 90s sweet? Hell yeah, they were.

Anyway, we're on tumblr now and that's about as cool as we get for a while. Think of it as a major upgrade, like when your cousin Phil traded in his original PlayStation for the PS3 last year. That's a serious upgrade, and so is this.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Whoopie! We're All Gonna Die.

It's 2012, and if the giant Rolex made by the Mayans is still working then we've got less than a year left before we bid this planet a fond adieu. Since the Dime Times Corporation lost it's millions with the loss of Whitney Houston from our Fantasy Celebrity Comeback League roster, we're not going to be able to finance that room on the ark.

Well, if we're going to succumb to the will of the aliens like the rest of you poor slobs we may as well write about it!

Our top scientists can't seem to figure out where to put the batteries in the Mayan calendar but once they do we'll research the likelihood that Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres create the second coming of Jeebus.